Hetalia.
All right! This commences the Allied Summit!
Hey, China!
Aren't you a bit late?
I didn't plan on being late,
but I was busy making Zui Xie.
[Drunken Crab - Zui Xie] A dish made of Shanghai crab soaked in wine, in the Shaoxing style
However, I don't regret what I did.
It doesn't matter anymore. Just sit down.
Understood.
Please wait a moment.
Come in, brothers.
Christ, is cooking crab more important than the summit?
I prioritize eating over everything else.
Oh, come on...
Fine. Give me one of those crabs then.
China Town
It's 30 dollars for one.
Don't just build a city in the conference room!
HETALIA
Your numbers!
One!
All right, let's begin with the training.
Italian Army
First of all, Italian Army! Shut your mouths and put your hands in your pockets!
Italian Army
Yes, sir.
I've got quite the sermon for you today,
in regards to your attitudes on the battlefield!
You flee at odd times, and attack at odd times!
You should learn to adapt to situations.
Someone's here...
It's the English Army!
Never give up on the battlefield, no matter how hopeless the situation is!
Don't just call your mother's name!
And decide your actions
with a strong will after you've calmly determined the enemy's movements!
Wow! A puppy!
Good boy, good boy.
All right! The middle of the summit has gone perfectly!
... Is what I want to say, but just a moment.
Don't you feel like there's something strange going on around here?
I feel it.
It's like there's someone other than us here.
It's probably like a spirit behind his back, or General Frost, or his previous Emperor, or whatever.
Eh, me?
I also feel something strangely uncanny.
I'm scared.
Jeez! This is too scary!
China, you can eat your crab now.
Got it!
I just counted one more country than there should be in here!
You're kidding! Nobody knows who the other country is!
I wonder when it'll be my turn to say something...
I'm looking forward to it!
Who're you?
I'm Canada.
Even after that, Canada's turn never came.
Your numbers!
One!
Two!
All right! This is the middle part of your training.
Each of you, brace yourselves, and do your best until the end!
Yes, sir!
Italy! Run properly!
After this run is over, we're getting lunch!
Looks like he's catching up.
With the proper motivation, he could do anything.
Hey! Don't just run away while I'm praising you!
The English are here!
Hey, hold it, Italy!
Why are you only fast when you're running away?!
They say Italian tanks can advance sixty kilometers a week on the battlefield,
but after spotting English troops, they can retreat sixty kilometers in a single day.
That's all for training today!
Hold it, you bastard!
All right, let's dissolve this summit here!
Everyone, I'm sure you understand,
but since what we discussed is top secret, you should be very careful and not leak anything.
That's all!
Hey, hey! Are we eating after this?
We're eating, aren't we?
Food would be great.
Food, right?
Summit Room
If there's pasta, I'll be really happy!
We're having pasta, aren't we?
Pasta would be great.
Pasta, right?
Why is Italy sitting at the table!?
Hold it! What are the guards here doing!?
I knew Italy wouldn't make a good spy.
nee nee papa wain choudai Hey hey papa, give me wine!
nee nee mama nee nee mama Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
mukashi ni tabeta boroneeze no I can't forget that taste
ano aji ga wasurerarenainda of the bolognese I ate before!
maru kaite chikyuu Draw a circle, there's Earth!
boku hetalia I'm Hetalia!
aa hitofude de Ah, a fabulous world,
mieru subarashii sekai that can be seen with a paintbrush.
nagagutsu de kanpai da Let's have a toast with our boots!
hetalia